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Joke of the Day

"Why do tigers eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook!"

"Do you ever get shampoo in your eyes and wonder what the name of your guide dog will be?"

"What's the difference between a reindeer, a knight and a cock? The knight is slaying dragons, the reindeer is draggin' sleighs."

"Starcraft: Why did the marine vote for the dragoon? He was Protoss"

"Spoiler alert: Doctor Strange could not become a Sorcerer Supreme until he learned to like sour cream."

"The owner of the Regal movie theatre chain has died. Services will be held Tuesday at 1:00, 4:15, 7:30 & 10:30."

"[lunch break] Gf: I have 30min Me: you thinking what im thinking? Gf: oh yea *starts undressing Me: *googles closest laser tag location"

"A man enters a party and says ""Is anybody here named Jeff?"" Jeff raised his hand and said ""Yes."" Geoff raised his hand and said ""Yeos."""

"Where did the crab work inside her new job at the pizza factory? At the crust station."

"Rape is not a laughing matter. Unless your raping a clown. (Probably been posted here a 1000 times but it still cracks me up)"