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Joke of the Day
"Why is childbirth called ""delivery"" and not ""take out?"""
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"NSFW Sex joke: New sex position called the bull rider. Ride a girl doggy style, grab her hair, and whisper in her ear ""I have aids"". See how long you can last."
"Why do Muslims not eat pork? Because MaHamHid"
"So I was at LEGOLAND the other day, and this couple were making out in line....... it was so gross, I told them ""Hey guys, build a room"""
"Mom said I should only date ""a good man"" and I was like HEAVENS TO BETSY I WISH I HAD KNOWN THIS PERTINENT INFORMATION BEFORE NOW."
"What does a masturbating Latvian sound like? One potato two potato three potato splat!"
"I don't want to tell you how to run your company, Hostess, but liquidating just as weed becomes legal seems like a bad business decision."
"What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife? He was thrown out at home. *alternate response* - His two balls got a strike."
"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day."
"Why would America make the bald eagle its national bird when all they do is attack things and fly away and nevermind I think I get it now."