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Joke of the Day

"What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife? He was thrown out at home. *alternate response* - His two balls got a strike."

"get the butter out hillary is toast!"

"Textbooks The podiatry textbook used footnotes while the proctology textbook used endnotes."

"A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells ""You should have been here at 8:30!"" He replies: ""Why? What happened at 8:30?"""

"Biology: The science of writing awesome bios."

"How many gears does a French Tank have? 5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades."

"How many fat people does it take to get a subreddit banned? [This post has been banned for your protected - Ellen Pao] ^^^NINJAEDIT: ^^^Just ^^^one"

"For Star Wars and Star Trek fans A stormtrooper and a red shirt are in a room. The stormtrooper shoots the red shirt, but misses every shot. The red shirt dies anyway."

"What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another? He experiences culture shock."

"What's the most famous line at a gay bar? ""Can I push in your stool?"""