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Joke of the Day
"What does a masturbating Latvian sound like? One potato two potato three potato splat!"
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"TV repair man..."
"Made plans to exercise with a friend and now I have to go get in a car accident."
"Me: I can't seem to lose weight CW: Have you tried cutting back on your sugar intake Me:*stirring coffee with snickers bar* What do you mean"
"Whenever I see a person with a yoga mat... I tell them to get bent."
"Where does Neckwear go on vacation? Thailand."
"What's the rudest type of Elf? The GofuckyoursElf."
"What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows? High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)"
"So excited to go and watch 'the Evil Dead' next week. Anyone else going to Thatcher's funeral? Bring 'em on! Post em all here."
"What do you call it when you throw a black person in the water? Pollution What do you call it when you throw all the black people in the water? Solution."