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Joke of the Day

"So I was at LEGOLAND the other day, and this couple were making out in line....... it was so gross, I told them ""Hey guys, build a room"""

"When did Sean Connery get to Wimbledon? Tennish."

"I just passed my drug test my dealer has some explaining to do"

"An illegal alien, a communist, and a Muslim walk into a bar The bartender says, ""Hello, Mr. President!"""

"What kind of train eats too much? a chew chew train"

"Who is the hamburgers' favourite actress? Candice Berger!"

"guy at seaworld: ""it's a cross between an eel and a shark, we're asking everyone to pick a name for him"" wife: ""steve"" me: ""sharkeel o'neal"""

"What do you do if you come across a tiger? Wipe it off and apologise."

"Taylor Swift's ex-boyfriends should band together to create a compilation album entitled ""Maybe it's not us, it's you..."""

"What did the hail storm say to the roof? -Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles"