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Joke of the Day

"What did the newsletter say to the other newsletter when he asked for help? Bro sure!"

"Friend: Dow dropped 45 points yesterday. Me: I don't follow basketball."

"So I was driving Sasha Grey to a porno shoot and I asked her where I should park She said right in the g-spot"

"Every time I'm around my mother in law, I wonder who is running hell in her absence."

"So how do monks stay warm in the snow covered peaks and whatnot? they have a shawl in temple"

"Everyone seems so happy for you until they realize your baby carrier is just filled with mozzarella sticks."

"Did You Hear about the Gender Identity Problems among Robots? Yeah. They all have trans-sisters..."

"Son : ""Dad, who did I get my intelligence from ?"" Dad : ""It must be from your mother. I still have mine"""

"I was dating this girl until I found out she stuffed her bra with tissue paper. Then I was hooked because serious allergy issues."

"What does Jeremy Clarkson have in common with Amy Winehouse? He can't do 'top gear' anymore!"