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Joke of the Day

"Everyone seems so happy for you until they realize your baby carrier is just filled with mozzarella sticks."

"A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair."

"A dentist recently had to pull some teeth The pain was bad enough, but when they told me I would have to drink directly from the glass for a whole day, that was the last straw."

"Why is Hitler never invited to the BBQ'S? Because he is always burning the Franks"

"Whats the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick down a bitches throat."

"What are some of your good 'fake names' Looking for some good joke names like: Mike Hunt Dixie Normous Ivana fukalot ect"

"There you go again, overusing big words like some kind of tweeting sesquipedalian. Idiot."

"A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three. He says, ""Uno, dos..."" And poof! He disappears without a tres."

"There was the Florida State defensive tackle who thought Hertz Van Rentals was a famous Dutch painter."

"When the zombies want Twisties! take a look on this zombies viral video, serious feedback please :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdRiM_BPbQ8"