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Joke of the Day
"Friend: Dow dropped 45 points yesterday. Me: I don't follow basketball."
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"What did O say to Q? Your dick is hanging out."
"Why did the fly eat all of the butter? He wanted to become a butterfly!"
"When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bike... Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me."
"I have a sweet parking spot at Target. I'm just going to sit here for the next 10 minutes with my reverse lights on, pissing people off."
"Mistletoe is my favorite Christmas tradition that sounds like a cool as shit superpower."
"Six and seven just had a child. Five says ""You lucky devil, you."""
"What's the difference between a doctor and a chair salesman? The chair salesman gives YOU a stool sample."
"A hamburger walks into a bar, and the bartender says, ""I'm sorry, but we don'tserve food here."""
"When I can't think if a joke I just masturbate and it cums to me"