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Joke of the Day
"Every time I'm around my mother in law, I wonder who is running hell in her absence."
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"A man wanted to name his son a very long name... ...so he named him Miles"
"What does a doctor prescribe a hardcore porn actress, when her vagina is too swollen to work? Antifistamines."
"Why did the relationship between the creationist and Organic molecule not last ? Because the creationist did not believe in carbon dating."
"I tickled my little brothers foot this morning. And my mom went crazy about it. Something about ""Waiting until he's born""."
"Today there was an explosion in my kitchen... I combined pasta with antipasta."
"Here's a tip: When making sad face emoticons, use :( If you use ): that means your mouth fell off and a frisbee is lodged in your forehead"
"What do they do at a prom for a school of the mentally disabled? Slow dance."
"I decided to stand on my left foot when the clock reached twelve tonight So I could start the year off right"
"Kidnapper: Pay up or I'll leak your nudes Me: So what? K: Then I'll tweet your drafts M: Ok don't do anything crazy we can work this out"