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Joke of the Day
"Love is like a fart If you have to force it, it's probably s**t"
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"I knew a girl with 12 nipples... Sounds funny, dozen tit?"
"ME: *opens planner and puts on reading glasses* no im sorry looks like i can't make it FRIEND: you're holding a VCR warranty brochure"
"Why do people hesitate before registering as an organ donor? It takes guts."
"What's the difference between Ben Roethlisberger and a therapist? There's a space between the E and the R"
"How does Jennifer Lopez like her cheese? From the block."
"Besides coke residue, what other particles can be found on dollar bills? Stripper poop particles"
"So I hear the Aryan Union sponsored a 5k... Yeah, they called it the master race."
"I told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She made me an appointment for tomorrow afternoon."
"Did you hear how the scarecrow got his promotion?"