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Joke of the Day

"So I hear the Aryan Union sponsored a 5k... Yeah, they called it the master race."

"in your head, in your heaaaaaad Harambe, Harambe"

"If wrestlers have biceps, and bodybuilders have triceps, what do surgeons have? Forceps (I hate my shit life)"

"What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas? I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face."

"I've noticed something about /r/Jokes... ...all the comments are very punny."

"My gf broke up with me. She thinks that I am childish... So, I calmed down, took a deep breath, went to her house, rang the doorbell and ran away."

"Say what you want about Canada but they successfully got rid of Justin Bieber."

"To Doo List: 1. Cockadoodle 2. Yabba Dabba 3. Voo 4. Sea 5. Didgeri"

"I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm."

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A nigga, you occupationalist!"