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Joke of the Day
"I knew a girl with 12 nipples... Sounds funny, dozen tit?"
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"I just swapped our bed for a trampoline My wife hit the roof!"
"'How I Met Your Mother'- is definitely The longest TED talk ever!"
"The Pink Panther's To Do List To do...To do...To do, to do, to do...To do, to doooo... Saw this on The Doghouse Diaries today and it made me laugh... Edit: Formatting"
"If I check out your blog, what will you do for me? Love me? Ok fine, but you're telling my mom we're going out."
"Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker? He wrote ""1 + 0 = 0"" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out..."
"What's the hardest part about making a manicure joke? You really have to nail it"
"This guy at speed dating asked if I have any weird tattoos I was like lol not if you love The Golden Girls."
"If theres an otter, youre underwater. If a ferret you see, then on land you be."
"The iPhone 6 looks pretty cool, but it still lets people leave voicemails, so they apparently haven't worked out all the bugs yet."