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Joke of the Day

"Can't believe Nintendo didn't make a commercial for the Wii where a guy breaks up with a girl by saying ""It's not you, It's Wii""."

"What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen? Carlos."

"Go ahead and assume it's a banana; I'm rarely that happy to see anyone."

"Wife: Who was that on the phone? Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was the weather bureau. Wife: What did he say? Husband: He asked if the coast was clear..."

"A little demon came home from school one day and said to his mother 'I hate my sister's guts.' 'All right' said his mother 'I won't put them in your sandwiches again.'"

"How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Ask her to roll up her sleeve."

"*Pearly Gates St. Peter: No way! Me as angel: It's the rules! SP: But the drugs and sweari- M: ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN! Snoop: Fo' Shizzle."

"Yarrrr! What's a pirrrate's favorite letterrr? ""R?"" NOOO!!! It's the Sea!!!"

"""more like president PAJAMA"" *obama jumps into pj's, congress full of 12 year olds is pleased*"

"What does an Indian kid say before leaving his house for the day?.. Mumbai"