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"Karma whoring is bad. Upvote if you agree."
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"""Screw you, my face doesn't look like that at all"" - an actual duck."
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"I like my women how I like my coffee, Without a penis."
"A jewish Santa enters an house and asks... ""OK kids, what do you want to buy ?"""
"What's the difference between a queer and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out!"
"Q: Why did the belt get locked up? A: He held up a pair of pants."
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"What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East? Tuesday."