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Joke of the Day
"Karma whoring is bad. Upvote if you agree."
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"Joke Police arrested a drunkard & askd: Where r u going.. Man: I-m going 2 listen lecture on ill effects of drinking. Cop: Who-ll lecture at midnight .. Man: My wife.."
"Really, iTunes? You need to update my calculator app? Have there been changes to basic math that I'm unaware of?"
"I wonder what song the Little Mermaid was singing when she viciously ripped a clam in half to make a bikini top?"
"Brian Williams told me if I lied I can get to the front page."
"Him: You're not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you darlin? Me: HOW DARE Y... Wait, did you just call me darlin"
"My wife has just come home and asked how things went with the baby. Now in mild panic mode as I thought she took the baby along with her"
"my thoughts and prayers go out to anyone at ComicCon attending a live taping of a podcast"
"The sign said, ""Call Jesus for help."" The next day I had a Mexican guy mowing my lawn."
"A boy was born of an Indian , Irish , Chinese and an Italian Grandmother They couldn't settle on a name, until it hit them! They named him Ravi O. Lee i'll see myself out"