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Joke of the Day
"Did you know.. Statistically 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape?"
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"So I went to an abstinence conference the other day... All we did was wait"
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"Mary had a little lamb... Boy, was she surprised."
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"Whats the KKK's favorite type of cake? Sheet cake."
"Oh I'm sorry, I forgot I only exist when you need something!"