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Joke of the Day
"Did you know.. Statistically 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape?"
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"How do you juice an orange? Play with its citorus"
"I like my women like I like my golf Over 80 and handicapped"
"What did Caesar say when he went to the whorehouse? Veni Vidi Veni"
"Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates? They don't want to be ostrich-sized!"
"What do Iron Man's giggles sound like when he's sucking on a helium balloon? He fe he fe he fe."
"Poland started World War 2 like Iraq was responsible for 9/11"
"I would make an economics joke But there's no demand"
"Experimental Music sounds like a cool idea until you realize that the experiment is how bad something can be, and still be called music."
"A man boards a plane. An attractive flight attendant walks towards the man and asks: ""Would you like some headphones?"" The man replies: ""Yes, but how did you know my name was Phones?"""