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Joke of the Day

"Scientist believe that coworkers are the main reason why humans developed middle fingers."

"what do you call a 5 foot psychic that escaped from jail? A small medium at large."

"I taught my parents something today... They learned from their mistake."

"""Batman, we need your help in Paris immediately."" ""Worry not, Commissioner, I've already changed my Facebook profile picture."""

"What did the 0 say to the 8? ... Hey, nice belt.."

"People use to laugh at me when I would say ""I want to be a comedian"" Well nobody is laughing now."

"Q: What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common? A: One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GcvgsWkSY8"

"Who translated ""The Flat-Chested Woman"" from the original Russian? Vasily Bithertitoff"

"Prisons and psych wards in movies always make it seem like an indignity, but I think it'd be nice to receive food through a slot in my door."

"What are the two most important holes on a woman? The Nostrils. So she can breathe while giving me a blow job. *My 10 year old brother told me this today"