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Joke of the Day
"I taught my parents something today... They learned from their mistake."
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"Now, if we could only get some white smoke to come out of the White House's chimney."
"[NSFW] What did the sperm say to the egg? Cum with me if you want to live."
"What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey? Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!"
"""Well, my chocolate is so good I could sell it in an obnoxious prism shape."" Bob Toblerone to rival chocolate manufacturer."
"Talk to the hand. The hand is lonely and needs some company. What are you up to? How's work? You look great. You want some tea?"
"Paris Hilton's IMDB page should only be accessible on April 1st."
"I hear a woman with no legs just won the world strawberry picking competition. Jammy cunt"
"I like my beer how I like my violence. Domestic."
"My daughter has green eyes, she got that from me, my wife on the other hand has black eyes.. She also got those from me."