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Joke of the Day

"What are the two most important holes on a woman? The Nostrils. So she can breathe while giving me a blow job. *My 10 year old brother told me this today"

"Did you here about the two faces being added to MT. Rushmore? Barack Obama!"

"My wife's a magician. She can turn anything into an argument."

"My friend tells me he graduated from Europe with a Celsius in Engineering."

"Why is Jesus gay? Ahhh men"

"Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?"

"[NSFW] What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gagged"

"A protestor shouted, ""Trump will make America worse for Gays, Jews, Blacks, Muslims, and Latinos!"" A Trump supporter shouted back, ""That's not true..."" ""...he won't make it worse for Jews!"""

"I accidentally typed my symptoms into IMDB instead of WebMD and it told me I have Gary Busey."

"What idiot called him Steve Jobs instead of Mac Daddy"