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Joke of the Day
"What did the 0 say to the 8? ... Hey, nice belt.."
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"I asked Rihanna where Chris Brown was She just shrugged her shoulders. ""Beats me!"""
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"Just be yourself. All the good personalities are taken."
"What do you call a digital tree? All bark and no byte"
"How did Mace Windu from Star Wars die? Through the windu!"
"What does a gynocologist and a pizza man have in common? Thay can smell the goods, but they can't taste them."
"What did the spice say during climax? I'm cumin! I'm cumin!"
"Why did the condom fly out of the window? Because it was pissed off."
"What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk? A centipede with a wooden leg! *^^Joke ^^I ^^found ^^in ^^the ^^Tokyo ^^Ghoul ^^tag ^^on ^^Tumblr, ^^my ^^brother ^^loves ^^this ^^one!*"