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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary? He was Haydn."
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"What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman? Snow balls"
"Pants? You mean Leg Prisons?"
"""You promise you didn't get me bees again"" [me from a distance] just open it"
"*answers a bagel like a phone* i'm just in a meeting right now i'll call you back"
"Cute neighbor mows her lawn almost naked, so I sneak over there at night and sprinkle Miracle-Gro all over her yard.. costly but so worth it"
"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was too tired..."
"What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick"
"What do you call a blind hooker Free"
"What do you call sunscreen in Ireland? Pubs"