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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary? He was Haydn."
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"I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I kinda liked it."
"How was copper wire invented? 2 jews fighting over a penny."
"Why did the retired police officer decide to become a DJ? So he could still get to say ""Put your hands in the air."""
"What came first? The chicken or the egg? Humans' ability to classify living organisms."
"I was going to buy a hairpiece... ... But it was too much toupee."
"What is it about public bathrooms that brings out the white supremacist artist in people?"
"Another shitty joke Don't mistake me for a fool! I'm just a half."
"Jokes on you hot chick at the bar who gave me a radio station's phone number I just won Harlem Globetrotter tickets and a Bud Light poncho."
"Someone fucked up I got Gary Glitter in the mail."