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Joke of the Day
"Pants? You mean Leg Prisons?"
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"Jared Fogle was given 15 years in prison today... He was reportedly ok with it, and when reached for comment stated ""As long as it's under 18."""
"R.I.P. Today a man died after jumping into a waste treatment facility. The coroner ruled it a sewercide."
"Let's hear some Confucius Jokes I'll start Confucius says woman that keeps soap on top shelf will jump for joy."
"where does saddam hussein keep his c.d collection? In Iraq (a rack)"
"Elephant meets a camel somehow. The elephant asks the camel why he has boobs on his back. The camel replies, ""You don't have much to say because you have a dick on your face."""
"The other day, my friend told me I didn't know what ""irony"" meant... Which was ironic, because I didn't."
"[looking at wife's tombstone] today would've been our anniversary *falls to knees* why did I pre-buy her tombstone causing her to divorce me"
"Oppenheimer at the A-Bomb test saying ""Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds"" only me exiting the bathroom after eating Taco Bell."
"Purifying yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka Not as effective as NyQuil"