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Joke of the Day
"*answers a bagel like a phone* i'm just in a meeting right now i'll call you back"
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"Apparently they've come out with low-fat communion wafers Yeah. They called it *I Can't Believe It's Not Jesus*."
"If a DJ has a really good set he'll smash his MacBook at the end"
"My jokes are like my penis make feminists gag"
"Pokemon GO servers Yeah, that's it."
"""What are you doing, idiot?"" me, to other drivers on the road ""What are you doing, idiot?"" me, to myself, in all other situations"
"Which book has the worst cliffhanger? Anne Frank's Diary"
"Why was the Pedophile's movie rated PG-13? It only had minor nudity."
"What's the difference between premature ejaculation and erectile dysfunction? One's pretty quick, the other's a quitty prick."
"I can't afford Kellogg's Frosted Flakes, so I bought the generic brand... They're MEH!"