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Joke of the Day

"I spent the whole evening knotsurfing! Don't you mean netsurfing? No everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!"

"Q: Where do books eat dinner? A: At the table of contents."

"Why doesn't Spiderman like rice? It reminds him of Uncle Ben."

"What's Bill Clinton's favorite Pink Floyd jam? Have a Cigar"

"A1 Use this punchline to create a weird, funny tone... ""Listen, we need to sit down and have a long, hard, and possibly phallic conversation."""

"Go to an open house and ask the realtor if they'll stand in the basement with the door closed so you can hear if screams are audible outside"

"What's the difference between hazelnuts and deernuts? Hazelnuts are normally around $1.50/lb, deernuts are always under a buck."

"Every time I make a poop joke, Dorothy Parker rolls in her grave. I should probably stop pooping there."

"Whats the difference between a Jewish and a Black person? About $100,000"

"Can anyone tell me where the Aby Sea is? Someone said pirates can't learn the alphabet, but I be having some difficulties navigating through the Aby Sea part."