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Joke of the Day

"Every time I make a poop joke, Dorothy Parker rolls in her grave. I should probably stop pooping there."

"I just saved a bunch of money by shopping online with other people's credit card numbers."

"I only drink to forget that my 4 year old daughter has an iPad Touch and I have to ask for her help when it's my turn to play on it."

"If you see me out somewhere and act like you didn't, you should know that I ignored you first."

"I invented a new joke. Plagarism."

"I am wearing a jacket, because my mom felt cold."

"How do you know your letter is gay? It came in the mail."

"How do you stop a rhino from charging? Take away his credit cards. I'll let myself out..."

"Donald Trump and the /r/jokes mods walk into a bar [Removed]"

"*sees a shark in a homemade clam costume* That's a pretty dubious clam"