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Joke of the Day
"What is Eminem's favourite food? wraps"
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"My brother took being sent to prison really badly. He was yelling and screaming, took off his clothes, and would not accept any food from anyone. That was the last time we played monopoly."
"Fact: all boots were made for walking."
"Remember when racism meant a political candidate wasn't viable? That was weird."
"Hello, Atheist Ghostbusters? Yes? I have a ghost in my bathroom. No, you don't. Oh, right. Thanks so much! That's why we're here."
"A man goes into a bakery and says, ""I'll have 99 rolls."" Says the lady behind the counter: ""Why don't you take 100, then you have one more."" ""But who's gonna eat all those rolls?"""
"Wheres the best place to hide a body? Page 2 of google search results"