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Joke of the Day
"Two fish in a tank... ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"
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"Started teaching my son and his friends Karate... I'm not qualified I just really enjoy kicking children."
"Why the U.S suck at chess? 'Cuz they lost two towers"
"Did you hear about the overachieving masturbator? He's constantly outdoing himself."
"Why is President Carter important to Hamburger Land in April? One the opening day of the baseball season he throws out the first meatball!"
"everyone on the saturday night live thing pronounced it sarynyelive"
"I was at the public swimming pool today and decided to have a sneaky piss in the deep end. The lifeguard must have noticed - he blew his whistle so fucking loud, I nearly fell in."
"Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven? because it really looks like it did."
"Asian guy walks into a salon... Asian guy walks into a salon and says ""I want to get my ass hole breached."""
"What's 9 + 10? Dix Neuf"