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Joke of the Day
"what's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Well I can't peanut butter my dick up ur ass."
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"What else happens when Donald Trump takes Viagra? His hands get bigger."
"Got an IPad from my black friend... And it runs faster."
"""It's too cold in Jamaica, I won't have any fun."" ""Not with that latitude!"""
"What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 4."
"[at restaurant] Me: ""I'm so hungry I could eat a horse"" Wife: ""I'm the same"" Horse family at next table: *just sitting very still*"
"I have the best joke ever My life"
"I phoned my boss. I said, ""I'm calling in sick tomorrow."" ""But, how do you know you're going to be ill?"" he asked. I swear, sometimes he forgets that he works in a psychic shop."
"Men. Can't live with 'em...can't finish this joke unless I wanna be single the rest of my life."
"Groot asks a man for help, the man says... ""Hodor""."