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Joke of the Day

"I have the best joke ever My life"

"One good thing about graduation is that you get to wear a funny hat that makes your brain look larger than it actually is."

"WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY... oh there it is."

"From my not quite 3yr old cousin. Q:Why did the doggy cross the road? A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road? A: To get away!"

"I had abstinence-only sex education when I was in high school. It was called Dungeons and Dragons."

"What do fat people call the runs? The walks"

"Don't ever do that again knock know who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? .... You said you'd never forget"

"Q: How does Al Gore spell potato? A: T-A-T-E-R."

"How come Hitler never went to the movies? Because he could nazi!"

"If I ever go missing, just follow my kids. They can find me no matter where I try to hide!"