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Joke of the Day
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"I just got hired as a garbage truck driver. There was no training, but I think I'll pick it up as i go along."
"What characteristics do chemists look for in people when dating? Asses and faces"
"I like my coffee like I like my women... Black and made by my dad."
"What did the other traffic light say to the other traffic light? Don't look! I'm changing!"
"Press ""three"" for Spanish, and press ""fo"" for Ebonics"
"Kinda creepy that Noah could tell the difference between the male and female versions of EVERYTHING"
"I want to see a pregnancy test commercial where 2 single people high five the shit out of each other because it's negative."
"When a killer makes you dig your own grave, throw the soil far away so he has trouble backfilling."
"Why are monkeys pedantic? Because they love nitpicking."