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Joke of the Day

"I have the best joke ever My life"

"Why Harriet Tubman shouldn't replace Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill The new $20 bill will only be worth $12"

"At which fast food restaurant is a hamburger happiest? Arthur Treacher's Fish and Chips!"

"Why do people from finland have problems with sex? Because it's hard for them to Finnish."

"Worst Possible Baby Name: Adolf Judas Kardashian."

"What is Forrest Gump's favorite pasta? Penne"

"Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children? A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese."

"What do you call a dwarf psychic who has escaped jail? Small medium at large"

"There was a kidnapping at my school today... It's okay guys, he woke up."