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Joke of the Day

"I'll admit that my jokes are cheesy, but even then the ones I find hilarious my friends don't find funny at all They must be laughtose intolerant"

"Who's the biggest joke on the football team? The PUNter"

"Last night I had to change a light bulb, a bit later on I crossed the road, then walked into a bar... I began to realize my life was one big joke."

"My 16: ""How come when my friends come over you're suddenly the nicest mom in the world?"""

"Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree? Ruff Bark"

"If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then lets get wasted and have the time of our lives."

"I'm a pretty confident woman until I walk out of the grocery store & try to find where I parked."

"Women love to say ""sexy AF"" or ""hot AF"" on Twitter .... If I'd known being in the Air Force was that hot...I'd have stayed in !"

"What's hard and pink? A pig with a flick knife."

"Every week I buy healthy fruits & vegetables and every week I throw out spoiled fruits & vegetables because I like steak."