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Joke of the Day

"I'll admit that my jokes are cheesy, but even then the ones I find hilarious my friends don't find funny at all They must be laughtose intolerant"

"Did you hear about the soldier with 8 limbs? He was army"

"I don't even know how to read a digital clock I can only tell the time on the ones with the hands"

"A very, very old one. A man is standing in an elevator, when a woman walks in. The woman asks ""Can I smell your balls?"" ""No you cannot smell my balls."" ""It must be your feet then."""

"Why is six afraid of seven... Because seven is a registered six offender."

"Why are all black people fast? Because the slow ones are in jail."

"Why didn't the Terminator upgrade to Windows 10? ""I still love Vista, baby"""

"My wife says I don't listen to her. I think that's what she said, anyhow."

"How do People in New Orleans have their beer? Watered Down"

"Of course my clothes are on the floor. I'm a guy, that's where I hang them."