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Joke of the Day
"I have enough money to live comfortably the rest of my life if I die next thursday"
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"What do rioting jewish people throw? Mazel tov cocktails"
"My kid just told me all she wants for Christmas is a bell so she can ""make lots of money like the man outside walmart."""
"Why do the Dutch enjoy Belgian jokes so much? They're cheap."
"You can tell if a girl likes you by her ankles IF THEY'RE THREE INCHES DEEP IN THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES THEN SHE LIKES YOU"
"If I was a fashion designer Id call myself ""who"" so when celebs are asked who are they wearing they can say ""Who?"" ""Yes who?"" ""Yes."""
"want to hear a NBA joke? Kyrie Irving starting in the all star game"
"What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? Alive"
"Ad a German i often hear some say we have a bad humor .... last time someone actually told me, he got burned with the other jews telling me. Edit: Damn it phone it is as and not ad ._."
"I don't think I could ever do a threesome. I can't even satisfy one girl, let alone a girl and a guy."