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Joke of the Day

"WIFE: What're you doing in the garage? ME: I made a cloning machine. WIFE: Don't do anything stupid. OTHER ME: Like what?"

"ME: Sorry I'm late, I had computer problems. BOSS: Hard drive? ME: Nah, there was no traffic, just the computer problems."

"Did you hear the Prince died in his recording studio? There was some dead air."

"""Doctors report a new super effective painkiller."" Its axed shaped for splitting headaches!"

"Daylight Saving Time switches on November 6. That's right, this presidential campaign is an hour longer than you thought."

"Trivia: If you stood every single Starbucks employee around the equator... I would totally steal a white chocolate and raspberry muffin."

"I got an e-mail saying 'At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!' I thought 'thats just a spam'"

"If McDonald's was smart they'd serve breakfast until 2pm on the weekends."

"What did the dead blues musician sing? ""Didn't wake up this morning..."""

"Christopher Walken should make a Christmas album called ""In a Winter Wonderland"""