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Joke of the Day
"A blonde once shot an arrow into the air... but missed!"
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"What do you call a Vagina's Poem? A Solliloqueef"
"Did you here what the waiter did at the restaurant? He waited"
"Dubai don't like 'The Flintstones'... Abu Dhabi do."
"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice!"
"Physics Joke I tried having a threeway with two physicists, but they couldn't solve the three body problem"
"Did you hear about the court ruling on the grammar Nazi who did the double-murder? He got a compound sentence."
".@Beyonce can you feed my turtles while I'm on vacation"
"Would you like to learn about the Mormon Church? ""No thanks."" Don't judge too quickly. We have a lot of sects... ""WHERE DO I SIGN UP?"""
"Q: Why are violas so large? A: It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large just that the viola player's heads are so small."