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Joke of the Day

"*standing by the turntables at the club* Her: are you the dj? Me: wha?... Oh, no, I was hoping this was a crepe station"

"A man goes to the hospital with 6 plastic horse up his butt. The doctors described his condition as stable."

"What's the difference between an original joke and a repost? I dunno, i just click submit"

"What does a proofreader have in common with a vampire? They search for type-os"

"What's 50 Cents name in Zimbabwe? 400 Million Dollars"

"As an actor, I find some recent commercials offensive. Actors are real people too!"

"What do you call a Mexican who has his Mondeo stolen? Carlos"

"I regret to inform you that I've had better lays from a bag of chips."

"Me: How's it look? Doc: You have 2 months to live M: WHAT?? You're my dentist! D: Then you don't need to come back for a cleaning in 6 mos"

"Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes? Because it's a FAST food!"