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Joke of the Day

"I'm okay with Trump becoming president His hands are so tiny, he can't hold a pen to sign any bills"

"Pete and Marco Rubio are on a boat. Pete falls off. Who is left? Marco Rubio"

"Waitresses/waiters of reddit... When you got interviewed for the position, did you tell them that you bring a lot to the table?"

"Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to art."

"How many beer trucks can you ""accidentally"" run into before your insurance company becomes suspicious?"

"You know what really gets my goat? Chupacabras."

"I walked into a disabled toilet It was autistic"

"Having identical twins is great because if you misplace one you have a second copy."

"The banana apologized to the apple. You're very sweet, but I'm sorry I don't find you a**peel**ing [I know this was terrible. I guess this wasn't your taste.](#s)"

"I usually like to go fishing... Just for the halibut"