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Joke of the Day
"What popular board game do dyslexics hate? Scramble"
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"I really hope it's a typo on your resume where it says you're ""goat oriented""."
"""I want to swim with an overweight, rich white guy before I die."" - Dolphin bucket list."
"Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker? He wrote ""1 + 0 = 0"" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out..."
"If they just built prisons out of the shit they package electronics in, no one would ever escape."
"Mubarak would like everyone to know he's now available to oppress people at weddings and birthday parties."
"I should have just named my dog ""Password""."
"Why do optometrists enjoy nautical jokes? They have a good sense of aqueous humor."
"Please don't ask me if I like your new haircut, because I don't and now you made me lie."
"There are many fish in the sea. So while waiting I'll just play with my rod."