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Joke of the Day
"why are archaeologists so proud of their study? their work is always groundbreaking"
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"How to give a woman an orgasm? Dream harder."
"Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby? Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)"
"Know how I upset my balcony? I couldn't make it to the bathroom."
"If farting under the covers is a Dutch oven... is doing it in the shower a German oven?"
"What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper."
"How much money did the bronco have? Only a buck!"
"I tickled my little brothers foot this morning. And my mom went crazy about it. Something about ""Waiting until he's born""."
"Me: I'm sorry Aquaman, but talking to fish just isn't a super power. Aquaman: oh yeah? *squints* a dolphin scoots to my car and shits on it"
"My college girlfriend texted me for the first time in 10 years this weekend and I'm 1 million percent sure this is Adele's fault"