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Joke of the Day

"Why do you never see a black person with Down Syndrome? God doesn't punish anyone twice."

"my moms birth sign is cancer the crab..want to know how she passed? she got ripped in half by a giant crab.."

"What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral? You might think it's II, but his true love be the C."

"An amoralist, a nihilist, and a world-weary cynic walk into a bar. The bartender says ""Sorry, we don't serve minors in here.""."

"I have no problem with Capital Punishment in theory.... I just have problems with its execution."

"Why dont feminists go to indoor soccer games... Because, with the astroturf, there would be no place for them to graze."

"I went to see a psychic today She said she was expecting me"

"Plot Twist Nigerian Prince won the Powerball jackpot and he's emailing everyone now."

"What do you call a cow that's cold and angry? BURRRR...GERRRRRRR edit: Thought of this last night when eating my burger and my friend said that the burgers were cold, lol."

"I taught myself to stop using filler words like ""um"" [weather channel in the background] ""Chance of rain today is 40%"" Better grab my brella"