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Joke of the Day
"(On phone) Him: I just ran a marathon in under four? Me: (eating) months or years?"
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"It seems like instead of ""say cheese,"" photographers in the olden days were like, ""everything is meaningless."""
"I had that nightmare again last night where I tweet 141 characters"
"What yelling. Four while playing golf actually stands for It stands for, ""FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YOURE ABOUT TO DIE!"""
"911: What's your emergency? THE BARISTO IS HAVING A STROKE 911: Barista? IT'S A GUY. BARISTO 911: No, it's still- Nm he's dead now"
"How many 'Suh Dudes' does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Its already lit, fam."
"Being an adult is mostly pretending to like wine and saying ""the economy"" a lot."
"Apple have begun making prison guards... Apparently they like to lock up."
"Whats brown and sounds like a bell? DUUUUUuU^nnnnnnnggggg^nnnnggg^nnnggg^nnnggg"
"What did the druggie do when he got acid? Took some tums"