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Joke of the Day
"(On phone) Him: I just ran a marathon in under four? Me: (eating) months or years?"
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"What's Snoop Dogg's favorite time of day? Tree O'clock!"
"My own joke that I'm incredibly proud of: What kind of weather do Black Prince tomatoes grow best in? Purple Rain"
"What's big, green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you? A pool table."
"How do you starve an black man? Hide his food stamps under his work boots."
"My girlfriend is like a goddess... My friends and family don't believe she exists."
"For those who believe that size doesn't matter....would you be satisfied if your woman brought you a small sandwich?"
"What's the technical term for a female to male sex change? A strapadictome"
"How do you know when your wife is having an orgasm? when you come home from work and see my car in your driveway....."
"I found a good, original joke on r/jokes the other day.."