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Joke of the Day

"Where does Trump buy the bricks for the Mexican border? At Wallmart i'll show myself the way out"

"What did the Jewish pedophile say to the boy? Hey Kid, go easy on the candy! Probably been here before, I just thought it was hilarious for some reason."

"When the Jews wandered in a desert for four whole decades, surely it went from epic fail to epoch fail"

"Black Guy , Rabbi , Priest board a plane..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__4JiQI3N6Q&list=UUGglsv4QSDDNs6oBqTEzoyg&index=1&feature=plcp short and dry, but funny imo."

"What is the gayest food? Indian food. It tears your ass apart :("

"What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV? The Patriots"

"I'm so good at table tennis... I can play with one hand tied behind my back!"

"Whenever I see people exercising early in the morning I think, ""Wow! I'm so impressed I'm up this early!"""

"I bet the skeletons, in my gay coworker's closet, are having a dress up party with fabulous clothes."

"How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? You mean you don't know?!"