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Joke of the Day

"When the Jews wandered in a desert for four whole decades, surely it went from epic fail to epoch fail"

"I just learned that embalmers insert butt plugs into corpses to prevent leakage.... So now I know why zombies walk like they do."

"What do you call a chicken that's looking at a cabbage? Chicken sees a salad."

"President's Day is just a holiday invented by Presidents to sell more Presidents."

"Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? A. Samson. He brought the house down."

"Today I discovered my brother and I are both audiophiles... He came as soon as he heard."

"What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine."

"Why are most hurricanes named after women Because when they come they are wet and wild and when they leave they take your house and your car."

"what if God. Israel?"

"I tried to make a smoothie for lunch. Apparently, three frozen pizzas will break a juicer."