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Joke of the Day

"Black Guy , Rabbi , Priest board a plane..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__4JiQI3N6Q&list=UUGglsv4QSDDNs6oBqTEzoyg&index=1&feature=plcp short and dry, but funny imo."

"How can you tell a girl has been masturbating on her period You catch her red handed"

"How many ants does it takes to fill an apartment? Ten-ants"

"You know you were a fat baby.., When the doctor had to get the jaws of life to remove you from your mother."

"I like horror movies because it's the only place insanely hot people are treated poorly"

"I just bought a car flag for independence day, for only two dollars.. Now i just need to buy a car, and i am all set."

"When life gives you lemons... ...you won't get scurvy."

"What is the difference between a vacuum and a snowboarder? How you strap on the dirtbag."

"I started dating an optometrist, but she left me... She just said she couldn't see me anymore."

"What do viagra and China have in common? Rigged erections"