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Joke of the Day
"What do you call two physicians? Paradox."
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"Oral sex can make your whole day... But anal sex can make your hole weak."
"I masturbate with soap... Just thought I'd come clean."
"Jokes to Cheer someone up Okay, my best friend is feeling down, and I want to help cheer her up. Give me your best jokes for the occasion!"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To show these fu**in pedestrians how its done!"
"What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio."
"Just bought animal crackers and a kayak. I hate you Costco."
"My wife was gang raped, impregnated and gave birth to a baby boy named Muhammed. Now they want to kill us for depicting the Prophet Muhammad."
"Hyperbole makes me want to kill myself."
"Why did the creepy hipster get arrested? because he was following people before instagram"