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Joke of the Day
"Oral sex can make your whole day... But anal sex can make your hole weak."
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"[notices a girl is cold] here take my pants"
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"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre"
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"I bet it really confuses poor Forrest Gump to see Lt. Dan on TV solving crimes in New York."