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Joke of the Day
"Oral sex can make your whole day... But anal sex can make your hole weak."
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"What do you call someone who murders a toucan, a leprechaun, and a honey bee? A cereal killer!"
"""It's Adam and Eve, not Adamant Eve!"" Despite his clever wordplay, Eve stands her ground. "" I'm not doing butt stuff, Adam."""
"Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The more you bang it the looser it gets."
"Birds of a feather flock together... ...and then crap on your car."
"Don't judge me for my race, don't judge me for my gender. Judge me because I've read all four of the Twilight books."
"A woman goes on a fishing trip with 20 guys. The only thing she came home with was a Red Snapper"
"Fun Fact If your parents never had children, chances are that neither will you."
"The Ghostbusters are women?! This totally compromises the integrity of a story about battling evil marshmallows while dressed like a janitor"
"How do you sell a deaf guy a frog? DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip."