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Joke of the Day

"My wife was gang raped, impregnated and gave birth to a baby boy named Muhammed. Now they want to kill us for depicting the Prophet Muhammad."

"Why did the football player go to the bank? To get his quarterback."

"An environmentalist group found a place with the world's highest recycling rate... /r/Jokes"

"What has 6 eyes but cant see? 3 blind mice."

"Well if you didn't want me to fall in love with you, why did you tell me you had nachos?"

"My plans must be so fat they never work out."

"And the final rule of Fight Club is... ...just have fun and try your best."

"How do you catch a bear? First, dig a large bear-sized hole. Then, burn up some paper and fill the hole with ash. Lastly, kick the bear in the ash-hole."

"My girlfriend is like my iPhone 6 I don't have an iPhone 6"

"on fire The chief of the fire department walks into the room where the other firemen wait and says: ""Take it easy boys, the Tax Office is on fire."""