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Joke of the Day

"Jokes to Cheer someone up Okay, my best friend is feeling down, and I want to help cheer her up. Give me your best jokes for the occasion!"

"Ellen Pao reminds me of this guy I know... His name is OP"

"What do you call the study of food prices? EcoNOM-NOM-NOMics."

"What's the difference between pizza and a black guy? The pizza can feed a family"

"What do you call a horny guy in a pool? Driftwood"

"The brain is a wonder ful thing Why do you say that ? Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and never stops until you get asked a question in class !"

"Reasons to date me: 1) 2) 3) please?"

"I bet you've already heard this It's a pretty common word."

"Where did the gay Wizard go? He disappeared with a poof."

"another bar joke a neutron walks into a bar and asks ' how much for a drink ' the bartender replies ' for you, no charge'"