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Joke of the Day
"I masturbate with soap... Just thought I'd come clean."
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"Heard a good joke from a cam model. Which country has the hottest cam bodies? NSFW A. Cambodia. Then she slapped her ass and started masturbating."
"Did you hear about the guy that died of a Viagra overdose? They couldn't close his coffin"
"INTERVIEWER: what's your greatest strength? ME: shape shifting INTERVIEWER: is that so? INTERVIEWER: yes INTERVIEWER: holy shit"
"when a skinny man goes diving what do you call it? skinny dipping"
"What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding nun."
"Wanted to write a funny chemistry joke... all the good ones Argon."
"How is a Silver Medal and a Priest the same? They both came in a little behind."
"Somebody needs to wake up Green Day It's October 1st"
"HISTORICAL FACT: I moved to Miami too, but I didn't make such a big fucking deal about it."