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Joke of the Day
"I masturbate with soap... Just thought I'd come clean."
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"Bad jokes are hereditary They pun in the family."
"I always eat what's put in front of me... ...and that's why I'm no longer allowed to be a gynaecologist."
"I was going to make a gay joke Butt fuck it..."
"Best part about my homeless girlfriend.... she lets me play with her sweet cans"
"What do you call someone without arms or legs Matt"
"Todays stats: My 3yr old got pissed off with me because I couldn't stop the wind."
"I once got kicked out of a library... ..because I put a book about women's rights in the fiction section."
"Why do Congressmen make terrible cashiers? They're all too afraid of change."
"How do you circumcise a hillbilly? You kick his sister in the chin"