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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes my stomach will make a noise and my brain will be like ok I never signed off on that"
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"If you laid everyone along Earth's equator... About half of them would be pregnant."
"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? [NSFW] I wouldn't pay five hundred dollars to have a lentil on my face."
"A surrealist entered an Indian market. It felt very bazaar."
"What is the worlds wettest animal? The reindeer"
"guy walks into a strip club.. guy walks into a strip club and says, ""hey!, who do I gotta blow to get a lap dance around here?"""
"""Pumpkin spiceberg, literally right ahead!"" -White girl Titanic"
"Amazon Prime Day."
"""The more the merrier!"" usually means ""oh, you overheard us making those plans, huh?"""
"Therapist: Do you project your problems onto others? Me: Don't flip out, but I feel like you're asking me that to make yourself look smart."