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Joke of the Day

"What is the worlds wettest animal? The reindeer"

"Get a free debt analysis by visiting your parents this holiday."

"Religion is like a penis Its okay to have one... But problems arise when to you force it down someones throats."

"Whenever a bill collector calls I just give the phone to my toddler and tell her it's Barney."

"Did you hear Obtuse Angle lost weight? He looks all right now."

"How do we know that Jesus was made of bread? Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen."

"I just got the heebie jeebies. That's what I get for having unprotected sex with a ghost."

"Republican parents have no problem buying toy guns for their kids. Democrats refuse to do so. That is why their kids pretend to shoot each other with dolls."

"Who is a chemist's favorite Game of Thrones character? Stannous Baratheon."

"Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face."