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Joke of the Day

"If you add 'ish' on the end of the time, you're not really late."

"Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9? Because Windows 7 8 9"

"Why can't you keep secrets in a bank? Because of all the tellers."

"What does a Spanish speaking ghost say when they like you? Mi Ghosta!!"

"I think my wife has a surprise vacation planned. She left a note by the bed telling me I had until tomorrow to have my bags packed."

"Halloween is great bc kids just show up at your door and hold out bags of candy for you to steal"

"Before emjois i had to end texts to my girlfriends with ""two girls holding hands* heart* kissy face* glass of wine* nail polish* red lips."""

"Jehovah's Witnesses They have to be the worst at knock knock jokes."

"A couple in therapy The wife: ""I'm just tired of him getting sayings wrong."" The therapist: ""Do you really do that?"" The husband: ""Oh, cry me a table!"""

"How does a ghost start a letter? Tomb it may concern."