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Joke of the Day
"If you add 'ish' on the end of the time, you're not really late."
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"What is Godzilla's favorite fruit? Squash."
"My friends and I were trying to decide which award winning drama TV show we should watch It came down to the wire."
"""Mmmmm hmmmm! I herd that!"" - a sassy shepherd"
"Hillary Clinton Style Condoms! *Rigged for her pleasure*"
"Why do dwarfs always laugh when they are playing football? Because the grass tickles there balls"
"I'm pretty sure the rule at Starbucks is the slowest employee makes the drinks"
"Meta I asked my friend "" you know what is the best type of joke? A meta joke."""
"Why is it bad to have a strong American dollar? It's harder to break bills."
"In a democracy, it's your vote that counts... ...and in feudalism, it's your Count that votes."