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"Why is reddit so liberal? Because upvotes are to the left"
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"RANDOM FACT: Having eye contact for more than 6 seconds without looking away or blinking reveals a desire for either sex or murder."
"When you say the word poop, your mouth does the same motion as your butt hole. Same can be said for the phrase ""explosive diarrhea""."
"Tell her she's glowing and watch her do the mental math on when her last period was"
"What's the difference between a church bell & a politician? A church bell peals from the steeple."
"Pickpocketing rates are so high in Barcelona, after browsing Street View my PayPal account got emptied."
"want to hear a joke about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO"
"Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So you can tell them apart from feminists."
"What do you call a blind dinosaur? Doyouthinkhesarous"
"Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village ? Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!"